You know, I was getting bored of that whole musical intro thing, but having it around certainly made these preambles easier to write. What do you write here every day about a daily Q&A column? Guess what, guys! We’re A’ing more Qs! Shock! Awe!

So you’ve broken me. Congratulations. I am now a hollow husk of a man that can do nothing but uphold the status quo. I hope you’re proud of yourselves. Here it goes again.