Thaddius is Nothing to Sneeze At

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“Are you ready BRK?” “We’re ready Brain.” “You sure?” “Yes. This is Cake.” “Thaddius is never Cake. It just takes one person to screw up at the wrong time to wipe the raid.” “We’re golden, Brain. It’s all Good.” “I’m getting signals; I’m concerned.” “Listen. We killed the adds, we made the jump, we resummoned our pet, the DPS is flowing, and it’s almost time for the first positive-to-negative transition. We’re fine.” “I’m getting an autonomous signal that says you need to sneeze.” “We know; we’re fighting it.” “Fighting it?” “Yes. We’ve needed to sneeze ever since we hit ‘Ready’ on the ready-check.” “And you’re fighting it?” “Yes. We’re not going to sneeze during Thaddius.” “These signals, BRK… they’re getting more urgent. Higher priority. You’re not going to be able to hold it.” “No sneezing.” “BRK, I’m not sure…” “NO SNEEZING!” “You’re going to sneeze!” “NO NO NO!” “YES YES YES!” “BRAIN! You gotta drive!” “Drive?” “Three seconds to polarity shift, we’re gonna sneeze, and you’ve got to take control of the mouse and get us safely around Thaddius!” “I’m a keyboard-turner, BRK! All Brains are! I can’t drive the mouse!” “YOU GOTTA DRIVE THE MOUSE! We’re going to be incapacitated during the sneeze! Two seconds!” “But the Eyes are going to be closed and I’m not going to get any visual stimulus! I can’t drive!” “Take the mouse, Brain! TAKE IT! One second!” “OK I’VE GOT THE MOUSE! What do I do?!” ** Attention! BRK is offline due to uncontrollable autonomic response ** “BRK HOW DO I DRIVE THIS THING!” ** Attention! BRK is offline due to uncontrollable autonomic response ** “F-YOU BRK! Elune help me, here we go!! AAAHHHHH!!!” /massive sneeze! /mouse steer and run /BIG BADDAH BOOM! /dead BRK “BRK?” ** Attention BRK is offline due to uncontrollable autonomic response ** “Uh BRK..?” “Whoa! Hey brain, that was one h3ll of a sneeze. Where are we, negative side?” “Kind of.” “Brain, we have no controls. Are we dead?” “Um. Yes. Confirmed. We’re dead.” “Did you use the mouse?” “I did, BRK. I used it.” “Did we end up in the green goo? Did you make too big a right turn?” “No. Excessive turning was not the problem.” “Then what…” We went straight.” “Straight? You couldn’t have gone straight, ‘cause that would’ve taken you right into the path of…” “The Main Tank.” “Yeah, the Main…” /Brain quietly whistles “Brain? The Main Tank is dead.” “So it would seem.” “You blew up the main tank?!” “A little.” “You can’t kill a prot pally ‘a little’. Hey! Kitty druid is dead too!” “And a.. um… restro shaman, too.” “You killed the healie-totem boy?!” “And maybe someone else. It was a big explosion; four people are dead.” “Wait a second, Brain. Are you saying that you took control of the mouse, blindly ran under Thaddius, and then blew up all the melee, including the Main Tank?” “It sounds so cruel when you say it that way.” “The raid is still going, though.” “Yes. A prot pally off-tank has picked up Thaddius and the rest of the raid is compensating extremely nicely.” “They’re pretty good, aren’t they.” “Certainly.” “Hardly deserving of a BRK’s Brain Suicide Run.” “IT WASN’T A SUICIDE RUN!” “Homicide run?” “YOU STOP THAT!” “Well we’ve got lots of time to think of a good name for the Anti-Picard Maneuver you just invented.” “If you had just sneezed BEFORE the fight began, this would NEVER have happened.” “So now it’s MY fault, Brain?” “It certainly shall seem that way when I write the blog post about it.” Post from: BigRedKitty , foshizzle. Thaddius is Nothing to Sneeze At

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