Breakfast Topic: What WoW title would you choose in real life?

Posted by on 01 10th, 2012

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The other day, I tried to come up with a title for Kelly Aarons . It was one of those fleeting moments where you have the opportunity to display your wit, and in doing so, show everyone that you’re actually a funny, lighthearted, and interesting human being (as opposed to a boring, soulless low-life … sigh). In those racing seconds, I grasped desperately at all the WoW titles floating aimlessly in my head. How about Kelly the Noble? Kelly the Light of Dawn, perhaps? No, that might seem self-absorbed or creepy. Kelly the Exalted? Salty Kelly? I was about to type out Merrymaker Kelly when I realized my window of time had expired and anything after that would just make me seem like some sort of desperate try-hard. “You’ll never be witty, Dawn. Give it up already.” Sighing internally, I held down the delete key and kept quiet. It made me wonder, though, if I were going to give myself my own title, what would it be? In game, I’ve only displayed a few titles on my characters over the years (Rival, Sergeant, Chef, and the Light of Dawn), but I don’t think any of those titles suit me personally. Dawn the Patient seems fitting. Maybe Dawn the Explorer? I think I might have explored outside my house at some point — that works. What about you? Filed under: Breakfast Topics Breakfast Topic: What WoW title would you choose in real life? originally appeared on WoW Insider on Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds . Permalink